The Rain Dance

The Rain Dance

Part One

There once was an indian who decided to do a rain dance.

He got too shy and self conscious to complete the rain dance and sat on the step and cried.

Later on in the day, a meeting with his wise older brother convinced the indian to start over and with his brother's help, the indian decided to attempt the rain dance once again.

Part Two

There once was an indian who lived in a tent that was made of camouflage fabric. Very convenient since he was a hunter and needed to be hidden.

Every morning after rising, he'd light his fire (conveniently battery-operated).

Part of his morning ritual was to go walking through the forest in search of food. On this day he tripped and fell and injured his leg. It bled ketchup color and tasted pretty good.

As luck would have it, he found a young bear in the forest. After killing it, he dismantled its single bone made of wood from its furry body.

He sampled the delicious bear meat and it reminded him of the brownies his white mother used to make when he lived on the prairie with her.

He wore the bear skin on his head which kept him warm in the winter and made him look fierce.

One day he went walking along the plains and came across a tent that resembled his own. Inside he found a very surprised cowboy who had been living there for some time.

The cowboy escaped the fierce indian and managed to borrow his bow and shoot, with an imaginary arrow, a large moose's head that was hanging from the sky.

The indian went back to his own tent and played his whistle instrument in preparation for the rain dance.

Suddenly, a cowboy dressed in shorts and a t-shirt appeared at his home and had 2 very dangerous guns pointed at him. The cowboy meant no harm as seen by the smile on his face.

The indian took up his bow and invisible arrow to defend himself and the cowboy ran away.

The cowboy returned with a gun that could double as a bicycle wheel pump, something the indian envied very much.

After the cowboy left for the 2nd time, the indian beat his drum while looking out into the distance, hoping the rain clouds would come.

Suddenly the same cowboy arrived at the indian's tent and this time he brought his blue, trusted steed. The horse was large and very fast and very much in the shape of a rectangle.

The cowboy returned home for his boots and tried to impress the indian with his new attire.

The indian wasn't impressed and instead took up his bow and bear bone arrow and aimed it at the cowboy. The cowboy was very scared and ran away.

The End